Soft, wearable, and full of personality — this tee speaks for anyone whose heart belongs to dogs. The front features a playful beagle illustration with bold, vintage-inspired lettering that reads “Dogs never bite me, just humans,” giving the shirt an irreverent, funny voice. Lightweight and semi-fitted, it drapes close to the body without feeling restrictive. The ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the silhouette neat, while side seams preserve shape after many wears. Wear it on dog-walking mornings, relaxed coffee runs, or low-key meetups with fellow dog lovers to quietly broadcast your allegiance and sense of humor.
Product features
- 100% ringspun cotton (solid colors); light 4.5 oz fabric for breathable comfort
- Semi-fitted cut with side seams for a flattering, durable shape
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem for reinforced seams
- Tear-away label; runs true to size; compliant with safety standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
